Doesn’t this just blow you away? The diminutive master in question is one Jesse-Jane McParland, who at the age of nine is already the Champion of the World Association of Kick Boxing. (Junior Champion, but still. Super impressive.) She first came to the public’s attention when appeared on Britain’s Got Talent earlier this year, but she’s been at it since she was three years old, training in kung fu, kick boxing, sword fighting (obviously), and Tae Kwon Do. And on top of all that she’s managed to impress Simon Cowell.